May 2012
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Josh Watkins: dude I've gotta eat rull bad I'll talk to you later
keep being my favorite son
Jack Braunstein: okay i will. please stay my real father, and if Harvey tries to come back here to take mom away, please show him who paid for this damn house.
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ratjar:
the kind of heat that makes you say “I do declare” while wiping your forehead with a handkerchief
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MICHAEL JACKSON. A MILLION DOLLARS. YOU FEEL ME?
HOLLER
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I want to read every single DeLillo novel.
after reading White Noise, Underworld, and Point Omega, I dunno how it can even get better but guess who’s tryina find out?
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COME ON EILEEEEEEN
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racquelcable:
I AM NOT EVEN SURE WHAT MY LIFE IS...
April 2012
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I'm new on twitter: @WatkinsThunder. welcome me...
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The Balcony
seinfelt:
Unable to bring himself to use any of the disgusting toilets in the only bathroom in the comedy club, Jerry pees himself in the middle of his set and tries unsuccessfully to pass it off as part of the act. Jealous of the attention her pregnant coworker has been receiving, Elaine begins to experience hysterical pregnancy. George gets Pigeon Madness and stands naked on a balcony on 5th...
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perfect trail mix recipe:
Ingredients: - 4 cups of whatever you want. I went with M&Ms, peanut M&Ms, pretzel M&Ms, peanut-butter M&Ms, dark chocolate M&Ms, and mini-pretzels. Directions: Combine. Serve dry. Eat in bed. Complain when crumbs get stuck in your sheets.
ratjar:
I want to go to a party at Josh Watkins’ house
I need all of you inside of me, you’re all invited
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1. Watch old videos of At the Drive-In playing in classrooms and tearing shit up 2. Watch new videos of At the Drive-In reunion shows 3. lol 4. shed a silent tear 5. Watch old videos of At the Drive-In playing in classrooms and tearing shit up
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look I don't give a shit that was definitely...
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Anonymous asked: THAT GIRL NIGGA U WIT IS CUTE AS FUQ
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I write for website about bands this is an article... →
Yahoo answers seems to think the only romantic...
this post is a love letter to the cello. you could...
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The Pearl by John Steinbeck by Leith
bookreporting:
I gave The Pearl 2 stars because I read it in the 8th grade with Ms. Neafsy and that was the year that I learned that every story is about the loss of innocence and I hated that class because I had never been kissed by a boy and I had to wear bras and periods suck and I grew out of my combat boots and my mom wanted me to get a job so she wouldn’t buy me new clothes so I wore the...
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“Any man who has got himself set over others and don’t have any...”
– Warlock: a novel by Oakley Hall
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that awkward moment when you're at a public urinal...
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I gave Great Expectations 1 star because it was my first high school assigned reading. It was given to us the summer before 9th grade and that book felt like the size of six infinite jests except dickens’ writing is just ten pages about a chair in a room and its color and shape and spatial relationship to the other chairs and its essence and how it made pip feel and its chairness and I quit...
ms word stop trying to autoformat my resume I'm...
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